Each region of the world has a unique reason(s) behind the “YES” term that leads to a marriage. Some are ironic, other funny and many are unfortunately true.(Arab Countries): My family, clan and tribe say “Yes”
(USA): Jerry Springer says “Yes”
(UK): Your girlfriend says “Yes”
(Czech Rep.): The green jinni says “Yes”
(Iceland): “Oh Yes”, “Oh Yes”, “Oh Yes”
(Syria): Bashar says “Yes”
(Jamaica): Is’ some good shit man; let’s say “Yes”
(Holland): The parade says “Yes”
(Brazil): Your lovely butt says “Yes”
(Dubai): My pimp says “Yes”
(Saudi Arabia): Your second wife says “Yes”
(Russia): Your stock of vodka says “Yes”
(France): Your kid says “Yes”
(India): When I shake my head is it a “Yes”?
(Kenya): If you catch that running food I’ll say “Yes”
(Lebanon): Your banker says “Yes”
(Mexico): If we cross this fence I’ll say “Yes”
(Egypt): What’s that? I’ll surely say “Almost Yes”
(Thailand): I need to check you before saying “Yes”